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Joke of the Month: The Genie Who Grants Three Wishes

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03/07/2011 08:20:16

Subject: Joke of the Month: The Genie Who Grants Three Wishes

DenaWF
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With all the mentions of wonderful, exotic locations, this joke triggered dreamy thoughts of summer vacations. Oh, what a wonderful time! Hope you all get some time off this summer…

A network administrator, a systems engineer and an IT Director were walking through a city park and they find an antique oil lamp. They rub it and a Genie comes out in a puff of smoke. The Genie says, "I usually only grant three wishes, so I'll give each of you just one." "Me first! Me first!" says the systems engineer. "I want to be in the Bahamas, driving a speedboat with a gorgeous woman." Poof! He's gone. "Me next! Me next!" says the network administrator. "I want to be in Hawaii, relaxing on the beach with a professional volleyball player on one side and a Mai Tai on the other." Poof! She's gone. "You're next," the Genie says to the IT Director. The IT Director says, "I want those two back at their desk after lunch."

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